You would know that I put Heinz Ketchup on almost anything. Some things that gross the hubs out? Potato chips, mac n cheese, and green beans to name a few. I don't put it on pizza though- that's just weird.
You would know I love all things Wizard of Oz. I even have collectibles in my classroom and a special mug that I drink my caffeine from that says 'Dont make me get the flying monkeys" Yeah, I'm five. Its cool.
You would know that I would have 10 kids if I could a) afford to give them the life I think they deserve b) didn't have to get pregnant 11 times because, well, that sucked and c) if I had a live in maid/nanny so I could get stuff done.
You would know that due to my first job as a general slave in the K Cafe at Kmart I can not STAND to see a sink full of dirty dishes or crumbs on a table.
You would know that I started playing the violin in 3rd grade, and stopped on the last day of my senior year. I played every day for 10 years, and haven't played for nearly 10- but I can still name pieces and pick the violin out of almost any song.
You would know that I have a deep seeded hatred for the dentist. I need bribed with presents to go, and I'm an adult. The only dentist I like is my friend Christine- because shes only in dental school and not completely evil yet.
You would know that every day when I walk into work, or wake up in the summer, I have to have a can of Coca Cola. I can feel the caffeine suck into my cheeks, and it makes me happy.
You would know that I over-think and over-worry about everything. I can drive myself crazy worrying, so I'm sure the teenage years are just going to be WONDERFUL over here. I may need to be sedated when Grayson learns to drive.
You would know that my husband was the very first person I met at college- in fact I almost ran him over. We started talking and clicked- we were instant best friends and close for about 1 1/2 years before we started dating. Meeting him was the best thing that ever happened to me, even if he drives me bonkers sometimes.
...so what would I know if I really knew YOU?


